Please forgive this meandering diatribe..

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I’ve been doing this for the last five minutes … and probably for another ten. 

Haha!

I have a dream..

well, i had a dream..once.. and in this dream i conjured up dinosaurs with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.. These laser beam assisted dinosaurs (or lbad) were particularly irate as i had unwittingly stomped all over one of their eggs..for shame..there wasn’t any malice in what i had done, i was just curious to see what egg shell trainers looked like..

Anywaaay, there ensued a massive chase scene ;not unlike the one in Jurassic park where the t-rex is chasing the guys in the jeep through the forest..only this time..it was just chasing me..in egg-shell trainers..(Nike eggs max) . I’m not sure why but maybe because she was devastatingly upset..she was running weird..i however was running like Usain Bolt getting chased out of a brothel by axe wielding wenches bent on dismembering his member for wanting to be charged by the millisecond.. Yeah, so i was out running this gargantoid lbad..when i happened across a bridge..and what a sweet sight that was..it impressed me that much i decided I’d make mention of how sweet the sight was when i enscribed it later in a blog..should i write one..i will attempt to draw said bridge and post it later on..I’m sure you’re all going to hold your breath with halted glee at the prospect of consuming my MS Paint bridge.. So i arrive at this bridge..my feet are getting a little squelchy with the lbad foetus’s getting mashed between my toes..and i make a dash for it..without thinking mrs lbad unleashes hell from the frickin laser beams attached to her head…VOOOIIIPPPPP…and i wake up…sweet ..

Welcome to my blog.. I’ve finally succumbed to this most narcissistic of electronic diaorrea..expect some humour..some weird stuff..some cool stuff and some humour some weird stuff..some cool ideas..possibly some humour also.. oh,by the way..this is me cooking…well stirring really..more agitating..ok..im winding up some ingredients..probably exhorting them to “pull together” as no-one likes a stick in the mud..oh well..so here goes nothing.. ! post